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Contestant: The Snack Mahal

The Pollo Locos cut a nine-point deficit thanks to overpaid running back Wiener Jones. Final score 53-48 in what will be known as the Clogged Bowl! Continue reading

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It’s here: the Snacker Bowl!

Dear Snackadium executive counsel, Here is the final report on the north Texas Super Snack Stadium. The stadium was successfully constructed in approximately three hours on Super Bowl Sunday at Oak Creek Country Club in Greenville, TX. The field was … Continue reading

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Sneak Preview: the Snacker Bowl

You will have to wait until the final build to see what we fill the stands with, but trust me, it will be unlike anything you have seen so far. Continue reading

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Contestant: Snack Stadio

The use of fennel stalks connects gloriously with our inner children, much like a 7-yard swing pass to Matt Forte. Continue reading

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Sneak preview of the Snack Mahal!

Still short on details but we were able to wrestle a few snapshot before security guards put our guy in a headlock. Continue reading

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Black Friday Roundup

Some more recon imagery from our U2 spy plane – What on earth are these people cooking up? Continue reading

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Contestant: The Non-Adium

This is the only Snackadium which is both dishwasher safe and certified food safety grade by the FDA; you’re on your way to a workmanlike showing. Continue reading

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Highlights from Bing Tailgate party in New York!

What really stole the show was the Bing hats & scarves being handed out which look shockingly similar to classic Bears gear. Continue reading

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Snack Showcase: Crabbers

Snackerrific calls them ‘maggot shaped’ but in reality they’re more reminiscent of larva. Continue reading

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Contestant: The Favela Snackadium

The #1 asset is the use of apparent hummus in the end zone; in a world run by the salsa-nacho mafia, this is an olive branch to the emerging markets. Continue reading

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