What is a Snackadium?
Real simple - it's a stadium built of snacks. Its exact origins are unclear, but historians believe this concept was invented as a way for hosts of Super Bowl parties to force guests to the toilets, achieving the objective of reclaiming prime seats in front of the television. Read more.
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The Pollo Locos cut a nine-point deficit thanks to overpaid running back Wiener Jones. Final score 53-48 in what will be known as the Clogged Bowl! Continue reading
Dear Snackadium executive counsel, Here is the final report on the north Texas Super Snack Stadium. The stadium was successfully constructed in approximately three hours on Super Bowl Sunday at Oak Creek Country Club in Greenville, TX. The field was … Continue reading
You will have to wait until the final build to see what we fill the stands with, but trust me, it will be unlike anything you have seen so far. Continue reading
The use of fennel stalks connects gloriously with our inner children, much like a 7-yard swing pass to Matt Forte. Continue reading
Still short on details but we were able to wrestle a few snapshot before security guards put our guy in a headlock. Continue reading
Some more recon imagery from our U2 spy plane – What on earth are these people cooking up? Continue reading
This is the only Snackadium which is both dishwasher safe and certified food safety grade by the FDA; you’re on your way to a workmanlike showing. Continue reading
What really stole the show was the Bing hats & scarves being handed out which look shockingly similar to classic Bears gear. Continue reading
Snackerrific calls them ‘maggot shaped’ but in reality they’re more reminiscent of larva. Continue reading