Category Archives: 5 stars

Contestant: The Snack Mahal

The Pollo Locos cut a nine-point deficit thanks to overpaid running back Wiener Jones. Final score 53-48 in what will be known as the Clogged Bowl! Continue reading

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Contestant: Snack Stadio

The use of fennel stalks connects gloriously with our inner children, much like a 7-yard swing pass to Matt Forte. Continue reading

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Contestant: Bobby Bounce & the Snackopolis!

Up in the cheap seats, we’ve got a few familiar faces: Ruffles, Chex, Cheez It, and so on. It’s no less a football game than it is a model U.N. Continue reading

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