Contestant: The Non-Adium

Here’s a frisky contribution from ODM Asia, best known as the Buffalo Bills of the promotional products universe:

world-cup-snackadiumWe’re not exactly working hard here.  The retaining walls and fan zones are fashioned from a polystyrene PVC hybrid, the players are nonexistent… it’s not a pretty picture.

One thing that is working right in this Snackadium is the half-moon semicircle loaves sitting behind the west goal.  Better to known to the Germans as leberkäs, this gelatinous wonder has been used for centuries to stiffen the cartilage surrounding the heart.

Add to this the fact that this is the only Snackadium on the market which is both dishwasher safe and certified food safety grade by the FDA, and you’re on your way to a workmanlike showing.  Roll up your sleeves even higher, ODM… when the Snackadium concept takes over the badminton world, you’ll be well positioned for bronze.

Grade: ** (2 stars)

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